Summary of Happy Wheels with Tyler & Josh

Tyler: Should we tell them that we’re laying on the same bed together?
Josh: Say we’re on a couch or something
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Josh: Come on Sven
Tyler: Use your glutes!
Josh & Tyler: Nooo
[Sven and Spencer die]
Josh: Are they okay?
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Tyler: Can I just point out that Sven is doing fantastic?
Josh: So good. Look at that
[Sven gets decapitated]
Tyler & Josh: Ooohhh
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Tyler: Look at the agility
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Josh: I actually had a job on a cruise ship, and uh–
[Sven and Spencer fall and Spencer dies. Sven is still alive but trapped]
Tyler: Unbelievable
Josh: Oh, dude
Tyler: He’s good, he’s good. We’re good
Josh: How are we gonna get outta there?
Tyler: We’re good. Just–
[Sven falls and dies]
Tyler & Josh: Oohh
Tyler: You know that’s a quality car seat
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Josh: I had a job on a cruise ship and you wouldn’t–you wouldn’t know this, but um–
[Spencer falls down a chute]
Josh: Uh–woah. There goes–there goes Spenc–
[Spencer comes flying up]
Josh: WHAT
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[Spencer flings off of the bike and goes flying up a chute]
Josh & Tyler laughing
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Tyler: Are you stuck?
[Sven pedals and gets back up]
Tyler: Oh, no you’re not, because you know why? Sven gets himself out of situations
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Tyler: What’s back here? Behind me?
Josh: I don’t know, try and back up
[Sven and Spencer back up. Spencer shoots up and explodes]
Tyler & Josh: WOAH
[Red bits come flying down like confetti]
Tyler: Is all that Spencer?
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[Sven tries riding up a hill to the finish line with one leg]
Tyler: Yeah, you know what that is called? Perseverance
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[Sven lies on the ground, headless and bleeding, while Spencer casually sits on his car seat]
Josh: See now is the time when Spencer needs to just like–
Tyler: Step up
Josh: Step it up
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Tyler: Dude, get on the bed! There’s plenty of room–I mean couch. I mean, we’re on a couch. We’re sitting on a couch, we’re not laying on a bed in our underwear. We’re actually at the pool
Josh: Yeah
Tyler: With like three other chicks
Josh: Yeah, there’s tons of chicks here. Gosh, they’re so good looking too. I’m attracted to them
Tyler: They’re really quiet
Josh: Well yeah, they’re like…eating
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[Sven has like three arrows sticking out of his butt while Spencer sits in his seat, behind his dead father]
Tyler: Poor Spencer watched his dad go in a very…honourable way
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[Sven is dead and headless. Spencer has an arrow in his lower back. Sign reads “Nice! Keep going!”]
Tyler: Nice
Josh: Nice. Um…
Tyler: Keep going
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Tyler: Dude, did you just burp?
Josh: Yeah, sorry
Tyler: Ew dude that burp smells so bad
[Sven flips over and breaks his back]
Tyler & Josh: OHH
Josh: What? Like, pure Red Bull and…passion?
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[The top half of Sven’s body goes flying in the air]
Tyler: I believe I can fly
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Josh: You’re a slinky
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[Sven goes rolling down a set of stairs, his head is loosely attached by his bones then he stops rolling]
Tyler: Dude, you can’t stop now. Don’t give up now. The only chance we have is if–
[The bike comes flying past Sven]
Tyler & Josh: Oh