100 days of softness → (11/100)
Month: May 2017
my guy pretty like a girl and he got fight stories to tell, i see both sides like chanel
100 Days of Love → 12/100
Dan vs. THE EMO GOOSE – Crossy Road
S O F T H A I R
If I’m a Saint, Then You’re Heaven
Summary: Phil is less than excited to start his Sex in the Bible course, but he can’t bring himself to regret it when he meets a gorgeous angel dressed in all pink by the name of Dan.
Word Count: 11,068
Warnings: Lots of religious talk, homophobia, physical fight, smut
A/N: Hey guys! I wrote this because I was tired of people writing a religious fic where Phil continuously tries to get Dan to sin. So this came out, where they both respect each other despite their religious differences (With a dash of sex at the end). If you’re uncomfortable reading smut then no worries! It’s easy to tell when they’re going to get it on and it ends at the ’-’ and is very close to the end (: Lastly, special thanks to @insanityplaysfics for betaing this for me and giving me this entire idea! Also thank you @phandommother for helping me out with the idea as well and listening to me rant about it :’)
Title Creds: Cement – Citizen
Read it on AO3–
Phil didn’t know why he decided to take the class. None of his friends were taking it and it honestly seemed like a lot of shit that Phil didn’t particularly care about, shit that didn’t really help him with his future career in any way. It seemed like a class that had a lot of reading, reading that Phil would probably never do, and let’s be honest, he probably only took the class because it had the word ‘sex’ in the title.
He walked into his Sex in the Bible class five minutes late on his first day.
The teacher didn’t bat an eye. Heads didn’t turn to look at him. Phil just sauntered in and stood at the back of the lecture room with his backpack slung over one shoulder while he scanned the room for a seat. Sometimes he forgot just how uncaring everyone was in university. He could just walk in ten to twenty minutes late and nobody would give a shit. Especially not in a class where there were over one hundred students.
(He didn’t understand why there were so many students in Sex in the Bible. They probably also just took the class because of the word ‘sex’).
can you tell i have no ideas
Tulio: and continuing with our program of the best of 31 minutos…I’d like to talk about you, Juan Carlos
Bodoque: Oohh~~…..wOOHOOH *plays Rocky’s theme loudly*
apparently i was stood alone staring into my reflection in the water wow i can even make being a pool boy look depressing
Basically the past week
Dan: I’m in the Bahamas lmao
Phandom: ?!????!!
Dan: Jk I’m back in Florida :DD
Phandom: EXCUSE ME
Phandom: Oh well he’ll just go back to London now
Dan: MIAMI BINCHESSSSS
Phandom: WHAT IS GOING ON ???!!!
Phil: Eurovision Party with the family !!! 🎉
Phandom: Okay so Dans back in London now
Dan: GUESS WHOS AT PHILS EUROVISION PARTY MOTHERFUCKERS
Phandom: WHAT. THE. FUCK ??????