josh: thank you guys so much for everything you do, you’re the best fans and we love you guys so much.
tyler: thanks for my leaf blower

cannedtrashcan:

Time to Say Goodbye: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjYYD2LRsUQ

Two: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC4jWtc93rE

I Need Something to Kill Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR_FD_vQYg8

Dollhouse (ft. Jocef): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlnzusQeLko

Korea: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQOP_YMj1WU&list=PL8DCuPWAR2mIzgVTxqJp4XK_HHpsYq7H7

Coconut Sharks in the Water: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IUBt02nnxw

Time to Say Goodbye: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjYYD2LRsUQ

What’s Your Story? (Blurry Line/Spoken Word Piece): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdC7iBpD8Sk&list=PLY8LPk9090iyXR1BIfEuDHeI1mEI2G3wa&index=4

Blurry Line: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkdH_JQDx80

Street Poetry (Heavydirtysoul): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6R5KQ8b4lQ

Forest (Forrest/Spoken): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5daYd91k4ws

Untitled Demo (2011): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMmVtdQczKo

Untitled Idea (May have become Lane boy, Hometown or Doubt): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm-PAtnkBaY&feature=youtu.be&t=15m44s

Goner (Original Version): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgmgFLV0fp4

House of Gold (Original Music Video): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xETC86u7eJo

Screen (Original/Demo Version): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAD9Jk8b3FY

Screen (Alternative Version): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03RgMND8K8A

Air Catcher (Alternative Version): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y1wHnpPwxM

Save (New Version): https://soundcloud.com/the-techno-nut1/save-new-version-tyler-joseph

Can’t Help Falling in Love (Cover/Studio Recording): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVsusdrWlKA

No Phun Intended (Full Album): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL25fJW7ynMFI5GeQd6K0dRfrb98p7mk46

Regional at Best (Full Album): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzJykpgq4EnFzufvzTqBwTm68aYsLGaj9

Live (By Jocef ft. Tyler): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh0A66FSvhE

Sickly Sweet Holidays (By Dallon Weekes ft. Tyler): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_UvixzBZHQ

Five14 Church

Original Christmas Songs (By Dandee and Tyler): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUOSiCPrgOY

Hoverboard Song (By David McCreary and Tyler): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzND4eb9PW8

O Come, O Come, Emanuel (Cover): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjMAI7vDDbc

Whittaker (New Albany Music)

Rules of Reverse (ft. Tyler): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge4nz0VSrHs

Lord of Glory (ft.Tyler): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLoCu0VoTrc

Twenty-Nine (ft. Tyler): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TfEX089cRw

Producer (ft. Tyler): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXr7zljhifM

Dead Come Alive (ft. Tyler): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkwsVrptVI0

Tyler: Should we tell them that we’re laying on the same bed together?
Josh: Say we’re on a couch or something
—–
Josh: Come on Sven
Tyler: Use your glutes!
Josh & Tyler: Nooo
[Sven and Spencer die]
Josh: Are they okay?
—–
Tyler: Can I just point out that Sven is doing fantastic?
Josh: So good. Look at that
[Sven gets decapitated]
Tyler & Josh: Ooohhh
—–
Tyler: Look at the agility
—–
Josh: I actually had a job on a cruise ship, and uh–
[Sven and Spencer fall and Spencer dies. Sven is still alive but trapped]
Tyler: Unbelievable
Josh: Oh, dude
Tyler: He’s good, he’s good. We’re good
Josh: How are we gonna get outta there?
Tyler: We’re good. Just–
[Sven falls and dies]
Tyler & Josh: Oohh
Tyler: You know that’s a quality car seat
—–
Josh: I had a job on a cruise ship and you wouldn’t–you wouldn’t know this, but um–
[Spencer falls down a chute]
Josh: Uh–woah. There goes–there goes Spenc–
[Spencer comes flying up]
Josh: WHAT
—–
[Spencer flings off of the bike and goes flying up a chute]
Josh & Tyler laughing
—–
Tyler: Are you stuck?
[Sven pedals and gets back up]
Tyler: Oh, no you’re not, because you know why? Sven gets himself out of situations
—–
Tyler: What’s back here? Behind me?
Josh: I don’t know, try and back up
[Sven and Spencer back up. Spencer shoots up and explodes]
Tyler & Josh: WOAH
[Red bits come flying down like confetti]
Tyler: Is all that Spencer?
—–
[Sven tries riding up a hill to the finish line with one leg]
Tyler: Yeah, you know what that is called? Perseverance
—–
[Sven lies on the ground, headless and bleeding, while Spencer casually sits on his car seat]
Josh: See now is the time when Spencer needs to just like–
Tyler: Step up
Josh: Step it up
—–
Tyler: Dude, get on the bed! There’s plenty of room–I mean couch. I mean, we’re on a couch. We’re sitting on a couch, we’re not laying on a bed in our underwear. We’re actually at the pool
Josh: Yeah
Tyler: With like three other chicks
Josh: Yeah, there’s tons of chicks here. Gosh, they’re so good looking too. I’m attracted to them
Tyler: They’re really quiet
Josh: Well yeah, they’re like…eating
—–
[Sven has like three arrows sticking out of his butt while Spencer sits in his seat, behind his dead father]
Tyler: Poor Spencer watched his dad go in a very…honourable way
—–
[Sven is dead and headless. Spencer has an arrow in his lower back. Sign reads “Nice! Keep going!”]
Tyler: Nice
Josh: Nice. Um…
Tyler: Keep going
—–
Tyler: Dude, did you just burp?
Josh: Yeah, sorry
Tyler: Ew dude that burp smells so bad
[Sven flips over and breaks his back]
Tyler & Josh: OHH
Josh: What? Like, pure Red Bull and…passion?
—–
[The top half of Sven’s body goes flying in the air]
Tyler: I believe I can fly
—–
Josh: You’re a slinky
—–
[Sven goes rolling down a set of stairs, his head is loosely attached by his bones then he stops rolling]
Tyler: Dude, you can’t stop now. Don’t give up now. The only chance we have is if–
[The bike comes flying past Sven]
Tyler & Josh: Oh