“Don’t scoop your yoghurt too fast or you’ll get heart burn”
“A scrape in time saves nine”
“A scrape in a cube is one in a bush”
“Like a box of monkeys, this party is ruined”
“Scrape my bottom”
“Don’t tip that into the pot, this is a soup I don’t wanna eat!”
“New born fetus bird”
“Don’t touch the baby bird or it won’t boil”
“Don’t fly the nest until you’re old enough”
– Phil Lester, has a degree in English Language and Linguistics.
Proverbs: By Phil Lester,
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