Author: Sam

onlinepunk:

Could you imagine if edward had just been some regular dude like fucking around with bella and she said with the utmost confidence “i know what you are…..you’re a vampire” and he’s just out there alone with her in the middle of the forest like

cuddlyplaguedoctor:

thatmcufangirl:

It has come to my attention that Aquaman (2018) is just a shameless ripoff of the Mattel classic, Barbie: A Mermaid Tale.

We have the child of a mermaid queen and a regular human guy 

who was brought up in the human world as a free spirit,

who talks to sea creatures,

who is fated to take over the throne of an underwater kingdom (where all the buildings are round and mushroom-y)

which is currently being occupied by an evil, power-hungry relative

with an army of sharks

And their unique position, straddling the human world and the underwater world, is at first a burden but ends up being their greatest strength

… I’m just saying

So what you’re saying is, basically, Aquaman is a Barbie Princess. Fair enough.

noahandthe-seacucumbers:

*spierfeld at a P!ATD concert, Simon screaming at the stage*

Simon: I LOVE YOU BRENDON!!! THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL PERSON IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. THE ONLY MAN I’LL EVER LOVE!!! HOW COULD I EVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE, WHO COULD EVER COMPARE??????

Bram: And that… friends, is… my husband