I don’t sip on straight chlorine. I only sip on GAY chlorine.
Author: Sam
*this username is already taken, you can still use “Morph at 3:43 when they say Josh Dun 5733”
me: i don’t think t’challa should have to put up with any of the avengers, he seems so above their petty drama
me: except thor. i want t’challa to become best friends with thor.
the avengers: we know you were there but did you ever actually hear the full story of what happened between steve rogers and tony stark, it’s very –
t’challa: can you please shut the fuck up
thor: wanna hear about the time my brother turned into a snake and stabbed me?
t’challa: of course baby
t’challa: oh btw did you ever meet the Dora Milaje, they’re our all-female warriors dedicated to protecting the throne and the kingdom.
thor, on the edge of an excitement breakdown: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i’m a
⚪️dannie
⚪️phillie
🔘collinie
Sinners right now
them: what’re you thinking about?
me: hm? oh, nothing
my brain: I could take the high road, but I know that I’m going low. I’m a ban— I’m a bandito. I could take the high road, but I know that I’m going low. I’m a ban— I’m a bandito. I could take the high road, but I know that I’m going low. I’m a ban— I’m a bandito. I could take the









