bye-angel:

bigassmagnet:

all these deadpool comic runs are ridiculous. Deadpool vs This. Deadpool kills That. 

how about Deadpool Has a Nice Day? Deadpool Is Validated by His Peers. Someone Loves Deadpool Because of His Flaws Not in Spite of Them. Something Nice Happens to Deadpool and It Is Not Immediately Ripped Away from Him by a Cold and Unfeeling Universe. 

did deadpool write this.

badiiideas:

Dan and Phil drunkenly karaoke sing Don’t Stop Believing while simultaneously roleplaying as the small town girl living in a lonely world and the city boy born and raised in South Detroit.

twenty-onemooncats:

Miss Jackson: OUT THE BACK DOOR GODDAMN

I Write Sin Not Tragedies: HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOOR???

Me: well Beebo has door problems

Alone together: It’s not my fault I’m a maniac

The Phoenix: One maniac at a time we will take it back

American beauty American psycho: she’s an American beauty, I’m an American psycho

Me: Pete has a thing for crazy people?

Anathema: My heart’s getting harder I’m calling my father

Addict with a pen: but you specialize in dying, you hear me screaming father

Ruby: TELL OUR DAD I’M SORRY

Me: ok nope goodbye