spearfeld:

Bram: Can you turn on the lights?

Simon: I don’t have to. You’re the only light I need in my life.

Bram: Simon, Honey, I can’t see.

softgolftechniques:

Dan and Phil’s assistant: I got you separate rooms at certain hotels so you can have some alone time since you’re both introverts and like being alone.

Phil, immediately after check in: come to me Danny plz I miss u

Dan: no plz come to me thnx miss u more bitch