heavydirtyphan:

I’m 👏 just 👏 saying 👏 if 👏 you 👏 really 👏 wanted 👏 to 👏 give 👏 the 👏 people 👏 what 👏 they 👏 want 👏 you’d 👏 do 👏 drunk 👏 gaming 👏 you 👏 cowards 👏

softgolftechniques:

Dan and Phil’s assistant: I got you separate rooms at certain hotels so you can have some alone time since you’re both introverts and like being alone.

Phil, immediately after check in: come to me Danny plz I miss u

Dan: no plz come to me thnx miss u more bitch