twenty-onemooncats:

Miss Jackson: OUT THE BACK DOOR GODDAMN

I Write Sin Not Tragedies: HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOOR???

Me: well Beebo has door problems

Alone together: It’s not my fault I’m a maniac

The Phoenix: One maniac at a time we will take it back

American beauty American psycho: she’s an American beauty, I’m an American psycho

Me: Pete has a thing for crazy people?

Anathema: My heart’s getting harder I’m calling my father

Addict with a pen: but you specialize in dying, you hear me screaming father

Ruby: TELL OUR DAD I’M SORRY

Me: ok nope goodbye

flurryface:

date someone who avoids the holes so you sleep fine in the car and curses their government for not using their taxes to fill holes with more cement